At my place of employment, I have a co-worker who's name is Eric. I'm not sure of his last name by any means, but the kid is an absolute nut case, a stalker, and I firmly believe he will rape a female at so point in his life. While he does all of this, I don't think he understands that he's "in the wrong."
Every once in awhile I am going to explain to you something that Eric did. Something that was well...mind-boggling...that it is hard to comprehend that a human being would do such a thing.
Anyway, Eric rides his bike around my place of employment on his day's off "looking for girls." Keep in mind, Eric is the kid who told everyone he lost his virginity on prom night, however, he probably went alone. Eric recently made up getting a girl's number to "play a joke on us." It made sense to absolutely no one, but we played along.
Anyway, a few weeks ago, Eric decided to lie to his managers about a funeral he had the next day. He said that he found out on Friday that he had a funeral at 10am. He explained that he had to be up @ 5:30 to drive two hours away. He tried to ask to leave work at 9:30 because of this. Needless to say there was no funeral, he really had his other job to goto.
[His other job] - Eric was some form of security guard at a certain bar/club on Long Beach Island. I don't know how the fuck he got this gig, but supposedly his mother threatened some type of law suit. Anyway, he no longer works there because he was caught in his lie and was not allowed to leave work at the requested time off 9:30.
That is Eric: a freckled, overweight kid who at times doesn't even realize what the hell he is saying. I should feel bad about this, but we've explained to him numerous times on what to say and not say. If you're a female between the ages of 16-40, beware. Actually, if you're younger than 16, beware as well.
Expect more stories in the future.
Every once in awhile I am going to explain to you something that Eric did. Something that was well...mind-boggling...that it is hard to comprehend that a human being would do such a thing.
Anyway, Eric rides his bike around my place of employment on his day's off "looking for girls." Keep in mind, Eric is the kid who told everyone he lost his virginity on prom night, however, he probably went alone. Eric recently made up getting a girl's number to "play a joke on us." It made sense to absolutely no one, but we played along.
Anyway, a few weeks ago, Eric decided to lie to his managers about a funeral he had the next day. He said that he found out on Friday that he had a funeral at 10am. He explained that he had to be up @ 5:30 to drive two hours away. He tried to ask to leave work at 9:30 because of this. Needless to say there was no funeral, he really had his other job to goto.
[His other job] - Eric was some form of security guard at a certain bar/club on Long Beach Island. I don't know how the fuck he got this gig, but supposedly his mother threatened some type of law suit. Anyway, he no longer works there because he was caught in his lie and was not allowed to leave work at the requested time off 9:30.
That is Eric: a freckled, overweight kid who at times doesn't even realize what the hell he is saying. I should feel bad about this, but we've explained to him numerous times on what to say and not say. If you're a female between the ages of 16-40, beware. Actually, if you're younger than 16, beware as well.
Expect more stories in the future.
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